singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you
the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately
do u ever have soul crushing moments when you realize that you’ll never actually get to fuck dean winchester.
like you’ll never get to put stuff in his butt and hear him moan.
and you’ll never get to let him bang u up against a wall.
and you’ll never get to wake UP NEXT TO HIS SLEEPY FRECKLED FACE.
and you’ll never get to lick whipped cream off his niPPLES!!!?!?!?
WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS.
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON
If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me
”’I’m really not a cat person”’
but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS
THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.
friendly reminder that in psychology school people are taught that anger is a secondary emotion, so next time you make someone mad, remember that it’s because they were originally hurt or upset
Why does it always lead to this
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
Wow I actually never thought I’d even care about such an old song but jeez
SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS